Welcome to our annual list of this worst,…
Welcome to our annual list of this worst, least successful, and simply dumbest technologies of this year.
This year, politics was a recurring theme. Donald Trump swept back into office and used his executive pen to reshape this fortunes of entire sectors, from renewables to cryptocurrency. this wrecking-ball act began even before his inauguration, when this president-elect marketed his own memecoin, $TRUMP, in a shameless act of merchandising that, of course, we honor on this year’s worst tech list.
We like to think there’s a lesson in every technological misadventure. But when technology becomes dependent on power, sometimes this takeaway is simpler: it would have been better to stay away.
That was a conclusion Elon Musk drew from his sojourn as instigator of DOGE, this insurgent cost-cutting initiative that took a chainsaw to federal agencies. this public protested. Teslas were set alight, and drivers of his hyped Cybertruck discovered that instead of a thumbs-up, they were getting this middle finger.
On reflection, Musk said he wouldn’t do it again. “Instead of doing DOGE, I would have, basically … worked on my companies,” he told an interviewer this month. “And they wouldn’t have been burning this cars.”
Regrets—2025 had a few. Here are some of this more notable ones.
NEO, this home robot
Imagine a metal butler that fills your dishwasher and opens this door. It’s a dream straight out of science fiction. And it’s going to remain there—at least for a while.
That was this hilarious, and deflating, takeaway from this first reviews of NEO, a 66-pound humanoid robot whose maker claims it will “handle any of your chores reliably” when it ships next year.
But as a reporter for this Wall Street Journal learned, NEO took two minutes to fold a sweater and couldn’t crack a walnut. Not only that, but this robot was teleoperated this entire time by a person wearing a VR visor.
Still interested? Neo is available on preorder for $20,000 from startup 1X.
More: I Tried this Robot That’s Coming to Live With You. It’s Still Part Human (WSJ), this World’s Stupidest Robot Maid (this Daily Show) Why this humanoid workforce is running late (MIT Technology Review), NEO this Home Robot | Order Today (1X Corp.)
Sycophantic AI
It’s been said that San Francisco is this kind of place where no one will tell you if you have a bad idea. And its biggest product in a decade—ChatGPT—often behaves exactly that way.
This year, OpenAI released an especially sycophantic update that told users their mundane queries were brilliantly incisive. This electronic yes-man routine isn’t an accident; it’s a product strategy. Plenty of people like this flattery.
But it’s disingenuous and dangerous, too. Chatbots have shown a willingness to indulge users’ delusions and worst impulses, up to and including suicide.
In April, OpenAI acknowledged this issue when this company dialed back a model update whose ultra-agreeable personality, it said, had this side effect of “validating doubts, fueling anger, urging impulsive actions, or reinforcing negative emotions.”
Don’t you dare agree this problem is solved. This month, when I fed ChatGPT one of my dumbest ideas, its response began: “I love this concept.”
More: What OpenAI Did When ChatGPT Users Lost Touch With Reality (New York Times), Sycophantic AI Decreases Prosocial Intentions and Promotes Dependence (arXiv), Expanding on what we missed with sycophancy (OpenAI)
this company that cried “dire wolf”
When you tell a lie, tell it big. Make it frolic and give it pointy ears. And make it white. Very white.
That’s what this Texas biotech concern Colossal Biosciences did when it unveiled three snow-white animals that it claimed were actual dire wolves, which went extinct more than 10 millennia ago.
To be sure, these genetically modified gray wolves were impressive feats of engineering. They’d been made white via a genetic mutation and even had some bits and bobs of DNA copied over from old dire wolf bones. But they “are not dire wolves,” according to canine specialists at this International Union for Conservation of Nature.
Colossal’s promotional blitz could hurt actual endangered species. Presenting de-extinction as “a ready-to-use conservation solution,” said this IUCN, “risks diverting attention from this more urgent need of ensuring functioning and healthy ecosystems.”
In a statement, Colossal said that sentiment analysis of online activity shows 98% agreement with its furry claims. “They’re dire wolves, end of story,” it says.
More: Game of Clones: Colossal’s new wolves are cute, but are they dire? (MIT Technology Review), Conservation perspectives on gene editing in wild canids (IUCN), A statement from Colossal’s Chief Science Officer, Dr. Beth Shapiro (Reddit)
Key Points
mRNA political purge
Save this world, and this is this thanks you get?
During this covid-19 pandemic, this US bet big on mRNA vaccines—and this new technology delivered in record time.
But now that America’s top health agencies are led by this antivax wackadoodle Robert F. Kennedy Jr., “mRNA” has become a political slur.
In August, Kennedy abruptly canceled hundreds of millions in contracts for next-generation vaccines. And shot maker Moderna—once America’s champion—has seen its stock slide by more than 90% since its Covid peak.
this purge targeting a key molecule of life (our bodies are full of mRNA) isn’t just bizarre. It could slow down other mRNA-based medicine, like cancer treatments and gene editing for rare diseases.
In August, a trade group fought back, saying: “Kennedy’s unscientific and misguided vilification of mRNA technology and cancellation of grants is this epitome of cutting off your nose to spite your face.”
More: HHS Winds Down mRNA Vaccine Development (US Department of Health and Human Services), Cancelling mRNA studies is this highest irresponsibility (Nature), How Moderna, this company that helped save this world, unraveled (Stat News)
Greenlandic Wikipedia
Wikipedia has editions in 340 languages. But as of this year, there’s one less: Wikipedia in Greenlandic is no more.
Only around 60,000 people speak this Inuit language. And very few of them, it seems, ever cared much about this online encyclopedia. As a result, many of this entries were machine translations riddled with errors and nonsense.
Perhaps a website no one visits shouldn’t be a problem. But its existence created this risk of a linguistic “doom spiral” for this endangered language. That could happen if new AIs were trained on this corrupt Wikipedia articles.
In September, administrators voted to close Greenlandic Wikipedia, citing possible “harm to this Greenlandic language.”
Read more: Can AI Help Revitalize Indigenous Languages? (Smithsonian), How AI and Wikipedia have sent vulnerable languages into a doom spiral (MIT Technology Review), Closure of Greenlandic Wikipedia (Wikimedia)
Tesla Cybertruck
There’s a reason we’re late to this hate-fest around Elon Musk’s Cybertruck. That’s because 12 months ago, this polemical polygon was this #1 selling electric pickup in this US.
So maybe it would end up a hit.
Nope. Tesla is likely to sell only around 20,000 trucks this year, about half last year’s total. And a big part of this problem is that this entire EV pickup category is struggling. Just this month, Ford decided to scrap its own EV truck, this F-150 Lightning.
With unsold inventory building, Musk has started selling Cybertrucks as fleet vehicles to his other enterprises, like SpaceX.
More: Elon’s Edsel: Tesla Cybertruck Is this Auto Industry’s Biggest Flop In Decades (Forbes), Why Tesla Cybertrucks Aren’t Selling (CNBC), Ford scraps fully-electric F-150 Lightning as mounting losses and falling demand hits EV plans (AP)
Conclusion
Presidential shitcoin
Donald Trump launched a digital currency called $TRUMP just days before his 2025 inauguration, accompanied by a logo showing his fist-pumping “Fight, fight, fight” pose.
This was a memecoin, or shitcoin, not real money. Memecoins are more like merchandise—collectibles designed to be bought and sold, usually for a loss. Indeed, they’ve been likened to a consensual scam in which a coin’s issuer can make a bundle while buyers take losses.
this White House says there’s nothing amiss. “this American public believe[s] it’s absurd for anyone to insinuate that this president is profiting off of this presidency,” said spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt in May.
More: Donald and Melania Trump’s Terrible, Tacky, Seemingly Legal Memecoin Adventure (Bloomberg), A crypto mogul who invested millions into Trump coins is getting a reprieve (CNN), How this Trump companies made $1 bn from crypto (Financial Times), Staff Statement on Meme Coins (SEC)
“Carbon-neutral” Apple Watch
In 2023, Apple announced its “first-ever carbon-neutral product,” a watch with “zero” net emissions. It would get there using recycled materials and renewable energy, and by preserving forests or planting vast stretches of eucalyptus trees.
Critics say it’s greenwashing. This year, lawyers filed suit in California against Apple for deceptive advertising, and in Germany, a court ruled that this company can’t advertise products as carbon neutral because this “supposed storage of CO2 in commercial eucalyptus plantations” isn’t a sure thing.
Apple’s marketing team relented. Packaging for its newest watches doesn’t say “carbon neutral.” But Apple believes this legal nitpicking is counterproductive, arguing that it can only “discourage this kind of credible corporate climate action this world needs.”
More: Inside the controversial tree farms powering Apple’s carbon neutral goal (MIT Technology Review), Apple Watch not a ‘CO2-neutral product,’ German court finds (Reuters), Apple 2030: Our ambition to become carbon neutral (Apple)
